Pardon me.
What?
The sign says persons with tattoos can't use the pool.
You can't go in.
Fuck you!
Piss off!
Please follow the rules.
Tattooed guests can't use the pool.
You should have told us earlier.
Before we bought our swimming trunks.
Will you reimburse us?
I'm from the Dragon Gang.
You're embarrassing me in public.
We ain't leaving until you apologize.
You got that?
It's beautiful.
I've never seen such a wonderful 'Lion with Peonies' before.
Who are you?
Look to his 'Lion with Peonies'.
No thanks.
Go ahead. He won't bite you.
Lions are the king of beasts.
Peonies are the king of flowers.
On him the king of beasts rests with the king of flowers.
Right?
Right.
You know a lot, madam.
Are you one of us?
Am I what?
Quit busting my balls, punks.
Don't give civilians a hard time.
Or don't you know better?
You want to swim in a sewer?
Then quit fucking with me!
Aren't I good?
Are you some boss's moll?
A foreign VIP is here and this place is full of cops.
See them?
They're detectives.
If you're smart...
You should go.
We will. Thanks.
Hey, you!
Watch your livers.
Tattoos are bad for them.
Thanks for the advice.
Thank you so much. You're so brave.
Are you really a boss's moll?
Do I look it?
You certainly do.
This is who I am.
Mahiru Inoue, Attorney at Law.
A lawyer...
Yes. I specialize in 'Minbo'.
What's Minbo?
It's lawyers' jargon...
For how yakuza skirt the law to extort money.
Call me if you need help.
"MINBO OR THE GENTLE ART OF JAPANESE EXTORTION"
Good morning, Vice Minister.
Go right in.
Hi.
About the summit...
Yes?
The foreign Minister disqualified your hotel.
I did my best, but...
But what?
We spent millions on a new 'intelligent' convention center.
$300 million!
Why can't we host the summit?
Class.
Class?
You must host heads of state.
We can't afford mistakes.
Just look out there.
The decision was that no hotel...
which can't handle those people...
can host a summit.
We have a proud tradition! We must get rid of the yakuza.
The chairman ordered it.
Reception Manager!
Yes, sir.
Form a team to evict the yakuza.
Whoever was in charge is fired!
We're looking for a few good men.
The requirements are high.
You must be brave...
and diplomatic...
and know the law.
Have a quick mind...
and tenacity...
and decisiveness.
So none of you qualify.
But if you do, you will have a key job.
If you are qualified, step forward.
I'm impressed.
Now, I will explain your duties.
Your job will be...
To get rid of the yakuza.
What's wrong?
Aren't you brave enough to protect our hotel?
Security Chief.
You're the expert.
Sorry, sir.
If I were younger, I'd volunteer.
But don't to want to get hurt at my age.
Forget it!
Assistant Managers...
It's your job anyway.
I'm sorry, but I don't think...
What?
He's a newlywed.
So what about you?
I've got this home loan...
I must talk to my wife first.
Sir.
I will volunteer.
No! You're too important.
Prince Mutsu says you have a million-dollar smile.
You stay put.
Excuse me.
I'd be happy to volunteer.
Oh, no!
You know 2,000 customers by name.
And...
Their social standing, cars...
You're too valuable.
You're the best doorman in Japan.
That's not the way to recruit.
It's tough.
We can't transfer good people.
We should hire professionals.
Say, what's your name?
Wakasugi, sir.
When did you start?
Spring this year.
You're good for a new employee.
I once worked at a warehouse.
Sports?
Sorry...
I wrestled Sumo.
What were you best at?
Pushing out.
Do you want to wrestle again?
Sir?
Push people out?
What people?
The yakuza.
How much do we spend on yakuza?
It varies each year.
Usually around $300,000.
When the director had his mistress problem...
It cost us $500,000.
Say, Mr. Suzuki.
Yes, sir... I'll be home at six, Mom.
What's for dinner?
Sushi?
With eggs?
And sea eel, too?
It sounds yummy.
Mr. Suzuki!
Got to go, Mom.
Yes, sir.
How do we handle yakuza expenses?
What do you mean?
As entertainment expenses?
Of course not.
That needs receipts. Yakuza don't give receipts.
So how do you enter them?
Unaccountables.
Not expenditures?
That's right.
Then we can't budget for it.
When our people are threatened, what do they do?
About the money?
They come here and beg.
They shouldn't pay.
The more we pay the more they want.
But instead of refusing, they pay.
Because it's not their own money.
They just worry about themselves.
And we clean up their messes.
If they think like employees...
we'll always be paying.
Hey, Suzuki.
Sir?
You're it.
What?
You're promoted to Yakuza Manager.
But I'm just an accountant.
They need me here.
As a reward, you get a splendid title.
As my 'Special Aide'.
Your mother will be so proud.
You get an assistant.
Who?
Wakasugi, the bellboy. He's a good man.
And my budget?
You said not to pay.
So, no budget.
What do I know about yakuza?
Well...
Let's ask a top yakuza.
You know one?
No.
Then just shut up!
We could contact a politician.
We can't.
Why not?
We have no budget.
Some yakuza are causing trouble in the lobby.
Guests are complaining. Go stop it.
Yes, sir.
Right now.
Right away, sir.
You talk to them first.
It's your job.
I'll let you do it for experience.
No, thank you.
Paper-scissors-stone?
1- 2- 3...
Once again.
I always lose.
What's wrong?
I got to pee.
Just hold it.
Stress inflames my gall stone.
You're kidding.
It's true.
Stress is the worst thing.
Come on.
You signed this fucking IOU?
So now fucking pay.
We want it today.
Now, asshole!
Shit, they're real yakuza.
What do we do?
You go first.
Please?
What?
Please. Please?
For an ice-cream soda?
With two scoops?
OK, OK.
Excuse me, sirs.
I'm sorry to interrupt.
Uh... um...
Would you please talk more quietly.
What?
What did you say?
Speak up, fucker.
I, uh, I...
I only asked if you could talk more quietly.
Get lost. It's none of your business.
Don't order guests around.
Motherfucker.
But other guests have complained.
What other guests?
Which ones?
Bring them here!
Have them complain to us.
You hear me, idiot?
I said go get them!
Bring them here!
Now!
I'm not sure if...
You can't?
I'm sorry, I can't.
You're sorry?
If you are, get down your knees.
And fucking apologize!
You, too!
We had a call that somebody was causing trouble.
Were you screaming?
No, I wasn't hollering.
Nonsense!
He was just now!
He's lying. He only stopped when you arrived.
Calm down.
Tell me your story over here.
Nobody can prove I was causing trouble.
Where's the evidence?
You have a recording or something?
What were you doing?
Educating them.
Educating?
Yeah.
They don't know how to treat their guests.
So I was teaching them how to treat guests correctly.
You can't file a complaint.
Were they violent?
Well, no, they weren't but...
Then our hands are tied.
The police can't interfere in civil cases.
What?
But they threatened me.
Everybody heard them.
Isn't that right?
You heard.
Didn't you?
If you want to teach them, do it quietly and don't bother anyone.
If you need us again we'll be right over.
Good-by.
But, officers...
How dare you call the police?
A guest tries to help educate you and you call the police.
Don't you respect your guests?
Don't fuck with us!
Who called the cops?
Let's settle this fair-and-square!
Can we talk privately?
What the fuck is this?
Thanks so much.
You got some balls on you.
I like you. So we'll leave for today- for your sake.
Call me if you ever need help.
Excuse me. Can I ask you one thing?
Why do yakuza... I mean members of your profession come here?
Because we have a great information network.
Once we find a good hang-out...
Our friends learn about it quickly.
Oh...
Look at it this way. It means you are a well-loved hotel.
A well-loved hotel!
Hello, sir.
How did you get rid of them?
I paid them 'taxi fare'.
How much?
$1,000!
I begged the accountants.
Mr. Suzuki...
You didn't handle that very well.
Everyone in the lobby saw what happened.
It harmed our image.
Be more tactful.
You do it, then.
What do you mean? It's your job.
It's not a job I care for.
We do it for the good of the hotel.
Hello.
Hold on, please.
It's that yakuza. He wants to talk to you.
Hello. What can I do for you?
Two double rooms?
But I just gave you some money.
All right. But no more education.
And just this one time.
Give them an inch...
Let's have a look at that thing.
Yes, Boss.
You cooked it?
Sure. For 5 minutes in boiling water.
Take a bite of it.
Bite this?
Yeah. It will add some realism.
Yes, Boss.
Let's start this thing.
Anything wrong, sir?
I don't know much about Italian food, so I just wanted to ask you...
about this unusual ingredient.
Is this Italian seasoning?
A cockroach!
What, a cockroach?
I'm very sorry. I'll get a new serving.
Wait a minute.
You'll do a lot more than just bring a new serving.
I'm the manager.
I was told you had a problem.
I want to apologize.
There was a cockroach in her lasagna.
You must be mistaken.
The way we prepare our lasagna...
that would be quite impossible.
But there was one in my lasagna!
There was definitely a cockroach in her food.
And she bit into it.
So how can you say...
That you think it is 'quite impossible'.
You listening, asshole?
I'm very sorry.
Fuck you.
You think you're too good for us?
You think you can insult us?
You listening?
I want to see the big boss.
And have him apologize!
Got that?
You start scrubbing your kitchen right now.
Or I'll go to the Health Bureau.
Say something.
I don't want any half-ass apology.
I'm terribly sorry...
Our general manager is out.
Can we see you tomorrow after I discuss this with my superiors?
All right. You can't make any decision anyway, can you?
I'll be waiting.
Send somebody important by ten in the morning.
To this address.
I'm Ibagi of the Cobra Gang.
Yes, sir.
You'd better keep your promise.
We're from the Hotel Europa.
We're here to apologize.
Please accept this humble present.
And this $500 as a token of our regret.
According to our regulations, this is the proper amount.
Give me a break!
I apologize! Please!
One of my boys fucked up and has to be punished.
We never do a half-ass job of punishing our mistakes.
We are very thorough.
Wait in the car and keep the engine running to...
rush him to a doctor.
Yes, Boss.
Say, Mr. Suzuki.
I'm Ibagi of the Cobra Gang, not some beggar.
As a good customer of your money.
I just want you to be more careful.
I don't want your money.
So how should we show our sincere regret?
Well...
Admit your error in full-page newspaper ads.
Then close your restaurant for a sanitation check.
We can't do that.
I had him cut his finger off.
Right.
Listen, Mr. Suzuki.
One of us makes a mistake, he loses a finger.
You know how you do it?
First you buy a sharp meat cleaver.
Then you wind a string around your little finger...
and tie it very tightly.
When your finger turns white and numb...
You place your hand on the table, under the knife.
Your palm can be either up or down.
Most believe it's easier with the palm up.
Hold the knife like this, and take a deep breath...
Please stop. Please!
I tell you what.
Since you came all this way, just write me a simple apology.
That will satisfy me.
I'll forget the whole thing.
Yes...
That's the Health Bureau.
Damn bureaucrats.
Your bureau sucks.
Why do you let the Hotel Europa serve cockroaches?
You're guilty of gross negligence.
Do you have proof?
Just a written apology signed by the...
General Manager's Special Aide.
He admits their food is infested with roaches.
What will you do?
We'll, we...
If food poisoning develops...
You'll be liable.
You got that?
Say something.
I'm not leaving until this is settled.
Get some food.
I'm staying all right.
Come on!
Say something!
Don't underestimate us.
I can get a bureaucrat fired anytime I want.
Say something!
I am terribly sorry, sir.
What's wrong with your hotel?
Can't you solve your own problems?
Make sure they don't come back to my office.
Absolutely, sir.
I'll personally insure they don't bother you again, so could...
Yes, yes...
Yes...
Good-by, sir.
You idiot!
The Bureau is furious.
We must do something.
Then pay them their blackmail.
We can't involve the Bureau.
They hushed up a real food poisoning case once.
So no more mistakes.
But...
It's all your fault.
You wrote that stupid letter of apology.
But...
Do something! That's what you're paid for!
Hey, Mr. Suzuki!
Thanks for the rooms.
Hello.
You don't look good. What's wrong?
Nothing.
I hear you got problems. The Cobra Gang has...
some posters saying bad things about your hotel.
I'm worried about you.
What will they do?
Paste them up all over.
Send them to the media.
Can we stop them?
Let's see...
If you like I could talk to them.
Would you really?
Seeing you so miserable makes me want to help.
But I need $20,000 for expenses.
Of course.
I'll get it right away.
Bring me Suzuki!
The goddamn Special Aide.
Right now!
I'll go find him.
The accountants said you'd be here.
It's nice and quiet.
They say it's your hideout.
Ibagi is here.
He's demanding to see you.
I'm not going.
Why do I have to do this?
I'm not trained to deal with yakuza.
Come on, Mr. Suzuki. Somebody has to deal with them.
But why me?
I'm sorry.
I'm from a good family.
An only child.
My parents never yelled at me.
So why should the yakuza?
Sorry. I shouldn't take it out on you.
I'd better find out how 'well-loved' I am.
You hired a yakuza?
Fucking fool!
Some punk threatened me to drop this matter.
Asshole!
You trying to set us against each other?
That could cause a war. Will you take responsibility for a war?
You fucking idiot!
But I just asked him...
Shut up!
I can't stand it.
I'm proud and you insulted me.
You owe me!
You listening?
But...
I'm going to file a damage suit against your hotel!
And tell the press.
The Tourist Bureau will revoke your license!
You want that?
Should I do that?
Fucking answer him!
I apologize for my mistake.
So don't call the Bureau.
All right.
But then you got to show me your hotel is sincerely sorry.
Yes, sir.
What's wrong?
Look!
Bloody piss.
It's the stress.
The General Manager wants a word with you.
Sir, look.
Yours?
It's Mr. Suzuki's.
What have you been up to?
Hours after I appointed you, we had to pay $1,000.
$500 for a roach and then $20,000...
And now $50,000 to Ibagi.
What is wrong with you?
But you ordered me to solve it at any cost.
I never said to pay that much.
I didn't pay because I wanted to.
I had to. To save this hotel!
Why should we two take all the shit?
They threaten you?
No.
Then you don't know how bad it is!
You dump your shit on us and then you bitch about the fucking cost.
You fucking appointed us...
To evade your own fucking problems.
Stop, Mr. Suzuki! You're sounding like them now.
I'm sorry.
All I think about now is yakuza.
Sir, I don't mean to tell you what to do.
Can't we just consider this an expensive lesson?
I'm sure they've learned a lot in the last few days.
Let's face it, we did give them a dirty job.
All of us at reception should have helped.
Please give them a break.
If you say so. I'll give them one more chance.
But I'm giving you some professional help.
Do exactly as you are told.
Study hard and learn the tricks.
Don't pay another cent.
Why didn't he hire a pro earlier?
Instead of appointing us.
He was only giving us a chance to develop.
The pro might be worse than yakuza.
I'll bet he's some drill-sergeant type.
Who's there?
Are you Suzuki and Wakasugi?
You look pretty bad.
I'm Mahiru Inoue, Attorney at Law.
I'm your new baby-sitter.
What's wrong?
You're a woman!
I certainly am.
Women can't handle yakuza.
I can. Minbo is my specialty.
Minbo?
What is it?
When yakuza get involved in civil conflicts...
and use fear to extort money.
There's a long legal term.
But we call it 'Minbo' for short.
It feels good here.
I'm so tired...
from evicting yakuza from a condo.
Here's your first lesson.
What is it?
Don't fear the yakuza.
Impossible.
We have reason to be afraid.
I can see that...
because you're good-natured.
But bad-looking.
You're bad-mouthed.
But I'm good looking.
Pretend he's making a scene.
Stop him, Mr. Suzuki.
May I start?
Who the fuck are you?
What the fuck you want?
Excuse me, but you're bothering our other guests.
Please be quiet.
What the fuck?
Don't tell guests to shut up.
I'm... I'm not saying shut up.
I'm... it's just that...
Don't hurry.
Just talk naturally.
I'm not telling you to be quiet.
For the sake of our other guests...
Please just lower your voice.
What?
Who's being bothered?
Bring him here!
Don't be intimidated.
Your behavior would bother anyone.
Keep going.
Don't insult me, asshole!
What's your name?
Get me your boss.
He is...
Can't you hear?
I want your boss.
He is in a meeting, so please talk to me.
Just a minute.
That's one of their usual tricks.
Don't be intimidated.
If you get nervous...
They just press harder.
Fuck his meeting.
Do you know who I am?
You know what I'll do if you don't get him?
Don't weaken.
Are you going to get him?
There's no reason to.
'Implied Violence'.
Your shouting implies violence.
You're talking big for a little guy!
You want to get hurt?
I'll crush your skull.
All right, that's enough!
That's it.
Do you understand?
'I'll crush your skull' is a criminal threat.
It is?
Be glad if they threaten you or use violence.
Because then the police can act.
I see.
This is hard work.
It's none of my business but...
If your colleagues knew you were helping us...
Wouldn't you be in trouble?
My colleagues?
Huh?
What are you thinking, you fool?
This is Police Detective Akechi.
Nice meeting you.
From now on, meet yakuza here.
This will be called the 'VIP Room'.
In here, you must act like real executives.
Yakuza are vain. Treat them politely.
Hi.
Hello.
Hide a camera there.
And one behind that tree.
Place another camera here right in the open.
Replace that glass-topped table.
Remove this crystal ashtray.
That could even crush Suzuki's skull.
Hi.
Monitors will let us watch what's happening.
If the police come, let them in this way, and...
Have them wait here.
From now, this is out turf.
Always meet yakuza on your own turf.
Never go to their office again.
All right?
Yes.
Let's go.
Yes.
My name is Hanaoka and I stayed in Room 629 last night.
I'm afraid I left my bag in the room.
Can you check?
Yes, a bag?
Can you describe it, please?
Yes, green... two handles...
And a gold lock...
We have it right here.
Oh, good.
I'll be right over to pick it up.
My name is Hanaoka.
Go get it.
Yes, Boss.
Good morning.
I'm Hanaoka who forgot his bag.
A green one.
I called and asked if I could pick it up here.
One moment, please.
Is this it?
That's it.
Mr. Hanaoka from Room 629. Here you are.
Thanks very much.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Good morning.
I'm Hanaoka. I left my bag in Room 629.
You're supposed to have it here.
Just a moment, please.
Mr. Hanaoka has already picked up his bag.
What do you mean?
How could that be? I'm Mr. Hanaoka.
But he said he was.
What is this all about? I am Mr. Hanaoka.
Then, who was he...
How should I know?
I just want my bag back.
But the other gentleman took it.
My bag?
He came right after he called.
He gave his name and room.
Did you ask for identification?
No, I'm so sorry.
Your apology don't solve nothing. You got a big problem.
You know what you did?
That bag contained $500,000 in promissory notes.
What?
We shouldn't discuss this here.
Please come to the VIP Room.
This way, please.
How many?
Four of them.
Let's make it six of us.
Remember, never meet yakuza alone.
And always outnumber them.
Excuse me, everybody.
I need to borrow three bodies.
I need mean-looking ones.
You.
And you, too.
And you.
A pretty good team.
What's that mean?
What is your name, please?
How many times do I have to tell you? Hanaoka.
Your full name?
Hey!
Why you need his full name?
With money involved we must be sure of everything.
And as the hotel's representative, I must make a full report.
My full name is Mahiru Inoue.
What is yours?
Stop this bullshit!
What you going to do about the $500,000?
You know all guests must deposit valuables in our safe.
Why didn't you?
Fuck you!
You fucked up!
Stop bullshitting, bitch.
Our promissory notes...
Serial numbers, please?
You idiot!
That's confidential information.
That's strange.
With serial numbers we can halt payment.
Why the fuck 'strange'?
You calling him a liar?
You say we're pulling a scam?
No bitch can accuse us!
Hey, easy.
But, boss...
I said stop!
We act polite and she'll understand.
Say, Miss Inoue.
Here is my business card.
I'm in a tough spot because you lost my bag.
You understand?
It was our fault we didn't check his identification.
And we will apologize for that particular error.
Right, I knew you would understand.
So what about the promissory notes that were in my bag?
You'll be happier if you solve it while I'm still polite.
Accept some friendly advice...
Some of my men will do anything to see that justice is done.
Even go to jail for the sake of justice.
They are real fine men.
You have a husband and kids, right?
I'm single.
It's not safe to be living alone.
So I suggest...
You think this over carefully.
Can I ask you a question?
Of course.
These young men who aren't afraid of jail...
What kind of men are they?
Cut the crap!
Don't fuck around!
If you want to say something...
I'd better get your full names, too.
Fuck you!
Stop blabbering.
Do I understand, Mr. Hanaoka...
That your young men might assault me.
Is that what you mean?
I'm not saying that.
You'd better not be.
Because it's a criminal threat.
Shut up!
Don't try our patience.
What about the money you lost?
Under the circumstances, we can assume a thief stole it.
Therefore, I think we should notify the police.
In fact, I have already called the detectives.
Mr. Akechi, please come in.
Hey, Hanaoka. What's happening?
I stayed at this hotel last night and they lost my bag.
You stayed here?
Why here?
I had to meet somebody to collect some debts.
So you're in the finance business now?
Just helping a friend.
You're good at collecting debts.
Well, I guess so.
But you're no lawyer, so you broke the law.
Give me a break.
Take him to the station.
What happens now?
They were lying. So it's all over.
But it was our fault we didn't ask for identification.
We will be more careful.
I can't get over it.
How did we do it?
No idea.
Surprised?
You bet I am.
You thought a woman could never do it.
Of course not...
To be honest, I did. I'm sorry.
Please tell us.
How did you do it?
That's just the way they are.
Stand up to them, they become cowards.
You're so darling.
You wouldn't flinch. Why?
I didn't flinch because...
I know they would never hurt us.
Yakuza wouldn't hurt us? You're joking.
But they didn't.
They're always violent in movies.
They only hurt each other.
Nothing to do with us.
But cutting off fingers?
That's only among themselves.
In cases like this, they seldom use violence.
If fact, they can't.
Why not?
They can't afford to.
Violence can land them in jail.
But they're always claiming they're not afraid of prison.
Mr. Wakasugi.
Yes.
Listen.
Prison is expensive.
Huh?
Legal fees, bail, living expenses...
Cost $200,000 a year.
One punch can cost a Yakuza $200,000!
Right.
Their hands are tied.
Nobody spends $200,000 to earn $2,000.
Are you still frightened now?
Come to think of it, I'm not.
All you need is to know your enemy.
Let's tell the General Manager the good news.
I can't wait to see his face.
He's out golfing.
Excuse me.
Sirs.
This gentleman is on his own and...
I wondered if he could join you.
How about you?
Fine with me.
All right.
Thanks. My name is Iriuchijima.
Welcome.
Maybe I shouldn't ask you, since we just met.
But how about a little bet to spice things up?
Fine with me.
How about ten for each nine?
That's not too much.
Thanks again, I had a great time.
My pleasure.
Mr. Kobayashi...
I don't have much cash with me today.
Can I wire it to you?
Don't worry. Let's just forget it.
Not at all. I always pay my debts.
Forget it.
But I insist on paying.
A bet is a bet.
I'll wire it to your account. Give me your card.
Well, if you insist...
Here you are.
The Yamaha Bank just called.
A Mr. Iriuchijima wired $20,000 to your account.
$20,000?
Yes, sir.
Are you sure?
Should I check again?
Never mind.
Mr. Kobayashi.
Mr. Iriuchijima, I was going to call you.
Your bank made some mistake.
What do you mean?
They put $20,000 in my account.
That's right.
Pardon?
There's no mistake. I did send $20,000,
But you said ten per nine.
In my circle ten means $10,000.
That's ridiculous.
Nobody bets $10,000 on nine holes.
Hey, don't be so loud.
Betting is against the law.
What?
Gambling is a criminal act.
We're both guilty.
Come on. Let's just forget the whole thing.
I'll refund it.
I can't let you.
I'm a man of honor. I always pay my debts.
You planned this.
People might gossip.
I get muckrakers visiting me all the time.
'Hotel Executive Arrested for Gambling'...
That would be a great story.
Sir. They're here.
OK.
I have to run.
Can we talk later?
Sure. I'll be at this place tonight.
It's a nightclub.
But it's quiet. We can talk there.
What should I do?
We meet tonight.
I'm in trouble.
You really got trapped, didn't you?
To let you off the hook they usually ask for...
Twice the amount they paid you.
He's here.
Good of you to come.
Sit down and have a drink.
I'm having champagne.
Bring a glass.
No thanks. I have to go.
I just brought this.
We'll talk business later.
Let's just toast our new friendship.
But...
Come on. This is my turf.
Don't make me lose face.
To our friendship. Cheers!
Cheers!
Get my guest a pair of scissors.
Ask him, Akemi.
What's this?
It's her turn today.
Which one first?
You do the left one.
It's your turn.
No, I'm all right...
Go ahead!
You're very good!
Let's drink.
Well, all right.
A great cut.
Another drink...
Cheers.
I'm feeling fine...
Looks like he's coming to.